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Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.
Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
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