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I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, the finish by loading honors on your head.
C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.
You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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